09/01

“The wise man walks the Earth with his head bowed; #humble, like the dust.”

Words that have lost meaining in the Western world.

#whistpr

09/02

There is no place better than Twitter to illustrate a universal truth.

Popularity is an #illusion.

#whistpr

09/03

No matter how you plan. No matter how organized you are.

When you get to the gig, your cables are always in a #jumble.

#whistpr

09/04

It may still seem like summer, but before you know it, it will be time to break out the #knit caps and scarves.

I, for one, cannot wait.

#whistpr

09/05

I give you a sign that my high school physics teacher had above his desk:

“It’s pronounced #LABORatory, not #labORATORY. Get to work!”

#whistpr

09/06

We could see the opposition gathering across the #meadow. There would be no peace here today.

#whistpr

09/07

You long to never again experience being #naked and afraid. This is folly.

It’s how you came into the world…

#whistpr

09/08

Sandra was weeping silently at the funeral. John came up to her and presented her with an #oblong container.

“Bobby wanted you to have this.”

She opened it to find a single gilded rose. Bobby never had the chance to give it to her.

#whistpr

09/09

I drive by it almost every day. The shuttered #plant was once a beehive of activity, but now it only stands as a monolith to a departed age.

No one knows what happened to the people who fed the beast.

#whistpr

09/10

The #quartet has a history of making seemingly blind left turns in their career. It enrages the people who can only see them one way.

Left turn signal on…

#whistpr

09/11

The images seared into the mind. The thousands of lives altered and destroyed.

We owe it to these people to #remember the event and ensure it never happens again.

#whistpr

09/12

They had arranged for a #safe word before they started. It meant the other person would stop.

It had to be used frequently.

#whistpr

09/13

The first time I rode the subway, I ran frantically after a #train that had just left. But I was the only one in such a panic.

There will be another one along in a few minutes, Einstein…

#whistpr

09/14

Just another guy in a pastel lilac dress.

That’s not so #unusual, is it?

#whistpr

09/15

You know what’s right. You know you should be more active. Unfortunately, it’s quite hard to do then you’re #very sedentary.

#whistpr

09/16

“You’re not going to #wriggle your way out of this one, Thompson!”

Thompson then showed off his burrowing skills.

#whistpr

09/17

We have lost the plot.

Public servants are supposed to serve the people

The office is not supposed to be a tool to #ascend to a higher one.

#whistpr

09/18

Every day the same view headed to work. Urban #blight. Ramshackles houses. Shops with boarded windows.

It’s a shame I have to see this from my limousine…

#whistpr

09/19

Skipped

09/20

Defenders of the status quo call it a #drought. The wise call it an adjustment.

#whistpr

09/21

My biggest frustration is that I cannot #emulate my dog.

Lie around all day, play in the backyard, eat whenever I ask for it.

Are you listening, manager of reincarnation?

#whistpr

09/22

It was the vacation of a lifetime. Every day a new #fantastic experience in their island paradise.

They decided that it should never end.

#whistpr

09/23

At last, a #glorious morning! After two straight weeks of rain!

Now, where did I put my shades?

#whistpr

09/24

Regal #heron, standing stationary in the rice marsh. Patiently awaiting his for lunch to appear.

I do not miss much about my old home, but this image stays with me always.

#whistpr

09/25

I hope you are enjoying the view as you sit in your #ivory tower.

Nothing lasts forever.

#whistpr

09/26

“Let me #jot that down…”

Said no one with a smartphone, ever.

#whistpr

09/27

“#Knight to bishop 3.”

“Bold move, squire. That took you almost the entire 75 minutes to perform?”

#whistpr

09/28

Her shriek could be heard for blocks.

I picked up the frightened creature. “It’s just a #lizard, honey. Believe it or not, he’s much more scared of you than you are of him.”

#whistpr

09/29

I don’t have many pictures taken. Whenever I’m in a group, I’m always in the #middle, in the back. Looking like I’m standing on a box.

#whistpr

09/30

“Give me a couple of minutes to #noodle on this…”

The first action of some of the greatest guitar solos ever recorded.

#whistpr