06/01

Charisse danced around the office after receiving the news of her raise. Her office mates were #happy for her, but not impressed.

“Enough with the #jazz hands…”

#vss365 #whistpr

06/02

If you were #king for a day, what would you do?

Too many of the big things take more that one day to accomplish. So, I would just ride a roller coaster…

#whistpr

06/03

“Gaze into the tea #leaves, my son. What do they tell you?”

“In the short term, it’s time to refill the pot.”

#whistpr

06/04

Meeting you was one in a #million. You complete me in a way no one else does. You laugh at my stupid jokes. Always greet me with a smile.

Every person should be so fortunate.

#whistpr

06/05

“Oooh, look, Thor has been #naughty again…”

Tell it like it is, sister. He’s a vandal.

#whistpr

06/06

They were on the lake alone. She cautiously dipped an #oar in the water. This stirred the beast.

Her pace became more rapid in short order.

#whistpr

06/07

I really should feel sorry for the man. But after all he has put us through, that is impossible.

I smile as his lips turn #purple…

#whistpr

06/08

The aging downpipe is not going away easily. The standard wrenches cannot break it free.

Fear not, my customer – I have many more tools in my #quiver…

#whistpr

06/09

He sought to delay things with the old “#rake of the eyes” technique.

Since this was not 1985, it was less than effective…

#whistpr

06/10

By all appearances, she led a normal, quiet life. No one was aware of her #sinister plan.

When the moment was right, it was time for the black leather.

#whistpr

06/11

He spent weeks on damage control, hoping this scandal would not #tarnish his legacy.

Fat chance.

#whistpr

06/12

Today, I am here to teach you how to rock out on the #ukelele…

#whistpr

06/13

It has been 170 years. No one could believe that such a rich #vein had been discovered in the Sierra foothills. The assayers poured over the discovery, but found it legitimate.

Moose tracks!

#whistpr

06/14

Start as a seed, grow wide and tall, only to #wither and die.

The rhythm of the seasons.

#whistpr

06/15

“You’re a brave man for traveling down #Alligator Alley at night in that car.”

“Waddaya mean? What could go wrong?”

#whistpr

06/16

I think the WNBA has missed the boat on a wonderful team name…

The Boston #Banshees…

#whistpr

06/17

They are the best team in the world, walking into the stadium with an accompanying swagger.

They did not expect to get their #clocks cleaned like that.

#whistpr

06/18

When a #duck has something flying towards its head, do you think his friends quack, “Person!”?

I’ll let myself out…

#whistpr

06/19

He leaned against the pillar, out of breath. It was a narrow #escape.

He grew tired of the price required for his fame.

#whistpr

(Happy belated birthday, Sir Paul)

06/20

The sisters could never seem to get along. Noisy, violent confrontation was the mood of the day.

Their #feud was always about food…

#whistpr

06/21

“Lovingly prepared with the purest water and the finest #grind…”

It’s a cup of coffee, mate…

#whistpr

06/22

The waterfront bar has a reputation city-wide. It is a #haven of sin and iniquity.

But she is at home.

#whistpr

06/23

Living on the shore is the dream of many. Waking to a crimson sunrise, the birds calling in the distance – nirvana.

Until the surrounding water’s level #increases…

#whistpr

06/24

They tried to call him “#Justice,” but that never stuck.

The second go round, the name was much more apt.

There’s only one Sycho Sid…

#whistpr

06/25

After waiting hours, the soccer star walks by, signing autographs, but also plants a kiss on her cheek.

I’ll bet she gets a #kick out of that!

#whistpr

06/26

“How #long have you been here?”

“A very #long time, Master.”

“How #long…?”

The student thought for a moment.

“Not #long at all, venerable.”

#whistpr

06/27

“Don’t kill the #moth – they’re good luck!”

“You can say that – your wardrobe is nearly all polyester.”

#whistpr

06/28

Your mom busted in and said, “What’s that #noise?!?”

#whistpr

06/29

The being emerges from the primordial #ooze, spoiling for a fight. Almost immediately, a crewmember is killed.

Seemed like a rush job to me too.

#whistpr

06/30

The artwork that was received was not the original, but a common #print.

“Don’t you feel swindled?” her assistant wailed.

“No. I wanted to support the artist, not add to my possessions. This was sent as a small token of appreciation.”

#whistpr