06/01
Charisse danced around the office after receiving the news of her raise. Her office mates were #happy for her, but not impressed.
“Enough with the #jazz hands…”
#vss365 #whistpr
06/02
If you were #king for a day, what would you do?
Too many of the big things take more that one day to accomplish. So, I would just ride a roller coaster…
#whistpr
06/03
“Gaze into the tea #leaves, my son. What do they tell you?”
“In the short term, it’s time to refill the pot.”
#whistpr
06/04
Meeting you was one in a #million. You complete me in a way no one else does. You laugh at my stupid jokes. Always greet me with a smile.
Every person should be so fortunate.
#whistpr
06/05
“Oooh, look, Thor has been #naughty again…”
Tell it like it is, sister. He’s a vandal.
#whistpr
06/06
They were on the lake alone. She cautiously dipped an #oar in the water. This stirred the beast.
Her pace became more rapid in short order.
#whistpr
06/07
I really should feel sorry for the man. But after all he has put us through, that is impossible.
I smile as his lips turn #purple…
#whistpr
06/08
The aging downpipe is not going away easily. The standard wrenches cannot break it free.
Fear not, my customer – I have many more tools in my #quiver…
#whistpr
06/09
He sought to delay things with the old “#rake of the eyes” technique.
Since this was not 1985, it was less than effective…
#whistpr
06/10
By all appearances, she led a normal, quiet life. No one was aware of her #sinister plan.
When the moment was right, it was time for the black leather.
#whistpr
06/11
He spent weeks on damage control, hoping this scandal would not #tarnish his legacy.
Fat chance.
#whistpr
06/12
Today, I am here to teach you how to rock out on the #ukelele…
#whistpr
06/13
It has been 170 years. No one could believe that such a rich #vein had been discovered in the Sierra foothills. The assayers poured over the discovery, but found it legitimate.
Moose tracks!
#whistpr
06/14
Start as a seed, grow wide and tall, only to #wither and die.
The rhythm of the seasons.
#whistpr
06/15
“You’re a brave man for traveling down #Alligator Alley at night in that car.”
“Waddaya mean? What could go wrong?”
#whistpr
06/16
I think the WNBA has missed the boat on a wonderful team name…
The Boston #Banshees…
#whistpr
06/17
They are the best team in the world, walking into the stadium with an accompanying swagger.
They did not expect to get their #clocks cleaned like that.
#whistpr
06/18
When a #duck has something flying towards its head, do you think his friends quack, “Person!”?
I’ll let myself out…
#whistpr
06/19
He leaned against the pillar, out of breath. It was a narrow #escape.
He grew tired of the price required for his fame.
#whistpr
(Happy belated birthday, Sir Paul)
06/20
The sisters could never seem to get along. Noisy, violent confrontation was the mood of the day.
Their #feud was always about food…
#whistpr
06/21
“Lovingly prepared with the purest water and the finest #grind…”
It’s a cup of coffee, mate…
#whistpr
06/22
The waterfront bar has a reputation city-wide. It is a #haven of sin and iniquity.
But she is at home.
#whistpr
06/23
Living on the shore is the dream of many. Waking to a crimson sunrise, the birds calling in the distance – nirvana.
Until the surrounding water’s level #increases…
#whistpr
06/24
They tried to call him “#Justice,” but that never stuck.
The second go round, the name was much more apt.
There’s only one Sycho Sid…
#whistpr
06/25
After waiting hours, the soccer star walks by, signing autographs, but also plants a kiss on her cheek.
I’ll bet she gets a #kick out of that!
#whistpr
06/26
“How #long have you been here?”
“A very #long time, Master.”
“How #long…?”
The student thought for a moment.
“Not #long at all, venerable.”
#whistpr
06/27
“Don’t kill the #moth – they’re good luck!”
“You can say that – your wardrobe is nearly all polyester.”
#whistpr
06/28
Your mom busted in and said, “What’s that #noise?!?”
#whistpr
06/29
The being emerges from the primordial #ooze, spoiling for a fight. Almost immediately, a crewmember is killed.
Seemed like a rush job to me too.
#whistpr
06/30
The artwork that was received was not the original, but a common #print.
“Don’t you feel swindled?” her assistant wailed.
“No. I wanted to support the artist, not add to my possessions. This was sent as a small token of appreciation.”
#whistpr