July 1
She was perfect in every way, except for that one little #quirk, which she could never quite figure out.
#whistpr
07/02
“This has gone on long enough. Time to #rattle his cage.”
Tweety say NO!
#whistpr
07/03
He towers over the passers-by in the street. Every indication is that he is confident and assured.
If they only knew the truth.
Forever #shy…
#whistpr
07/04
As the eating habits of the western world evolve, few see the need for a formal dining set. They usually end up as document repositories now.
Speaking of which, when was the last time you saw a coffee #table?
#whistpr
07/05
The problem with #utopian visions?
Everybody has a different one.
#whistpr
07/06
My life is consumed with #vexing questions. What should I wear today? Why doesn’t Lonny like me? Why isn’t the diet soda on sale this week?
I’m exhausted…
#whistpr
07/07
There are words that people casually throw around to dramatize trivial events. The overuse downplays the horrific nature of the real thing.
The best example: #war…
#whistpr
07/08
Those who are longing for #yesteryear often forget the bad stuff.
For example, I remember how bored I was growing up with few friends, no connectivity and four TV channels.
It sucked.
#whistpr
07/09
If I ever owned a bar, this sign would be above the door for sure:
“#Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here”
#whistpr
07/10
Oh, the irony. Now I find out that my daily #bread could kill me.
I didn’t bargain for this…
#whistpr
07/11
His gaze is fixed on the ground as he walks down the street. He is intent on never stepping on a #crack in the sidewalk. Unspeakable hoorors will befall him if he does.
Good enough for a hit TV show, I guess…
#whistpr
07/12
Nine months out of the year I curse the ill-fitting window. However, these days, the afternoon #draft is pretty nice, I must admit.
#whistpr
07/13
His new car is the #envy of the neighborhood. Bright red, loud exhaust, every inch a statement of power and dominance.
Too bad he can’t afford to register it.
#whistpr
07/14
“Do you think you could #float me $20 until payday?”
“Why are you always asking me for a loan?”
“Um…hunger?”
#whistpr
07/15
The scene was replayed thousands of times over the last eighteen months. The fight for life. To be together.
#Gloves could not keep them apart.
#whistpr
07/16
“How could fixing my knee make my entire body feel better?”
“You remember that kid’s song,” the doctor replied. “‘The leg bone connected to the…#hip bone’…”
“The body is a system. The song just reminds us of that.”
#whistpr
07/17
“Why in the hell are we in Chile now?”
“It’s year-round snowboarding, dude!”
“I know you. It’s really because you like to watch #icicles melt.”
#whistpr
07/18
Her name encapsulates her entire being.
#Joy.
#whistpr
07/19
People like Steve Irwin embraced the natural danger of creatures.
Give me a #koala anytime…
#whistpr
07/20
Who says sports can’t contain passive agressiveness?
Our example today, the #lob.
#whistpr
07/21
Pessimism:
“I hate going to the Cheesecake Factory. The menu is too long! I can’t make a decision!”
Optimism:
“Look at the #myriad of possibilities here!”
#whistpr
07/22
When you look up “Bands That Have Lost Their Way” in the dictionary, you will see this album cover and read about this song…
“The #Necromancer”
#whistpr
07/23
I’ve always thought I spoke a little French knowing the word “#omelet.”
At least I’ll have something to eat.
#whistpr
07/24
“I thought you were a Harry Potter fan?”
“Nah, I lost it with the ‘Half-Blood #Prince’ story. More like ‘Half-Baked’ if you ask me.”
“OK, how about a Star Trek flick?”
“Now you’re talking!”
#whistpr
07/25
“This discussion is not #quite finished, sir.”
“Oh, what else do you have to say?”
She said nothing, but the fire in her eyes spoke volumes.
#whistpr
07/26
The entity hung silently from a #rafter, surveying the crowd. Awaiting his moment to strike.
The dinner party was a target-rich environment.
#whistpr
07/27
The #shriek resounded through the halls and great rooms in the castle.
The cat is sleeping, and the mistress found the playing mice.
#whistpr
07/28
Throughout history, people have convinced themselves that they live in the most #turbulent times of all.
It is a remarkable conceit.
#whistpr
07/29
“Look, honey! It’s Ariel!”
“Yes, Mom, the #undine.”
“The what?!?”
“You need to read more, Mom.”
#whistpr
07/30
He could not hear the #viper stalking him in the bush.
She would make her presence known.
#whistpr
07/31
“Why do you rub #wax on your board? Don’t you want to stay on it?”
The young men looked at each other and laughed quietly. It was a sure sign that this guy wasn’t from around here.
Adding grip with a slippery substance does not make sense, but there we are.
#whistpr