09/01

“I’ve shown you the world, introduced you to heads of state and famous stars, but still you are not interested?”

“All I want is the money, #honey.”

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09/02

“Wow! What a honey!”

“I’m not that impressed. The #bees aren’t even interested in her.”

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09/03

I worked hard my entire life for this. I’m going to enjoy every one of them.

Malibu #sunset.

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09/04

Their route took them through the bucolic Welsh countryside. It ended at the end of a lane at a Tudor-style #cottage.

Such a wonderful place to make a seminal recording.

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09/05

They dreamt all year of their two weeks each summer at the cabin by the #lake. Ultimate relaxation.

And only a few visitors…

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09/06

I found it strange that it would only take one act to #hollow out my soul.

There must not have been much there in the first place.

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09/07

The three boys stood silently in front of the headmaster, their heads bowed in #shame. They knew there would be consequences.

“Raise your heads, boys,” the headmaster said. “You three are the finalists for the Science award this year. Congratulations!”

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09/08

The #cage we find ourselves in is of our own construction. Only love gets you out.

(This is one of our released CDs from my music project. Find us on YouTube.)

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09/09

It’s funny how one person’s valorous service is another’s #depth of depravity.

The ones that scream for respect are usually the depraved ones.

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09/10

Her cries grow more exasperated as the evening wears on.

But she stays.

I live to #torment you.

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09/11

A normal Tuesday morning. Thousands of lives #torn apart in an instant. Life for the rest of us would never be the same.

No one knows better than these people.

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09/12

So many people complained that the last eigthteen months were virtual #isolation, even though we could stay in touch through technology.

Have you ever actually tried it?

It might change your life.

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09/13

The three of them sat quietly on the porch every day. Even when it rained. They always had smiles on their faces.

“Those three are so happy reminiscing on their long lives.”

No – it was the #symphony in their minds…

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09/14

The idiots sped past. The lead idiot on his stomach on the top of the truck’s cab.

A few miles up, we could see the truck pulled over. The lead idiot had fallen off, #hemorrhaging his life away.

Hope it was a great ride.

(A true story – no picture necessary)

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09/15

People ask me how I have instant recall of so much inconsequential information.

It’s easy, everyone. I’ve led an extremely #trivial life.

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09/16

The firefighters arrived at the #conflagration, but it was too late. There was no way anyone could have survived.

They did not realize that the force of vengeance was stronger than any fire.

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09/17

When you have dietary issues, the introduction of any new food carries inherent #risk.

Which makes it all the sweeter when it works out.

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09/18

The guys in the locker room think it’s their job to #baptise me in the ring.

They don’t know where I came from…

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09/19

Skipped

09/20

The worst part about getting old is that you’ve heard all the jokes. What will it take to #stimulate laughter again?

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09/21

Time for an adjustment. Everyone check your #zoom settings. Make sure it is getting wider.

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09/22

He recited his finest seductions in her ear. Her only rely was a #sigh.

Was she smitten?

Or bored?

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09/23

Sometimes a #reunion is not such a great idea.

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09/24

The reverberations of the orchestra resound about the hall. Out of the dying cacophony, the light #pluck of the harp signals the next movement. The transition is perfect.

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09/25

“That’s not my name! It is spelt ‘Raymond Luxury #Yacht,’ but it is pronounced, ‘Throat Warbler Mangrove!'”

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09/26

“Put the glasses in the #cupboard, please.”

“The where?” Fiona was confused.

“Up there,” Grandma pointed.

“Oh, the cabinet. You sure have some weird names for things, Grandma.”

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09/27

There’s not enough #lipstick that can be applied to this pig to make it pretty.

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09/28

I knew that life would be one big cleanup activity when I went to my 10-year high school reunion and observed the continuing #juvenile behavior by my classmates.

Adulthood is too much to ask of some.

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09/29

I have always considered people who claim to be #sovereign citizens to be a special kind of selfish.

Didn’t you use public roads to get to court this morning?

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09/30

“There’s never enough time!”

Take ten minutes to #cleanse your mind of the cacophony – it will lead you to what’s important.

I can virtually guarantee that what you’re obsessing on now isn’t.

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