07/01
Skipped
07/02
“Man, that looks delicious! What’s in it?
“#Oysters, mussels, clams…and a little love.”
What he didn’t mention was that when he said, “a little love,” he meant parts of the neighbor’s kid.
#vssdaily
07/03
Where #egalitarian ideals meet #archaic structures, chaos ensues.
#vss365 #vssdaily
07/04
There was a time when the breadwinner came home to an easy chair and a #cocktail. There are those who long for those days to return.
Regardless of the impled subservience.
Some genies no longer belong in their bottles.
#vssdaily
07/05
She expected the red #velvet glove treatment. Unfortunately, the staff at the diner have never seen anything like that.
The chicken fried steak was delicious.
#vssdaily
07/06-07/09
Skipped
07/10
“Sure is a long way down there. I bet you can’t jump the…”
“#Watch this…”
#vssdaily
07/11
“You don’t know what that is at the bottom of the bottle?”
Being his first excursion to a tequila bar, Sonny wouldn’t know that.
“Man, that must be one wasted #worm!”
#vssdaily
07/12
They knew they had taken a wrong turn. Urban #decay was everywhere. Then, a flat tire.
They knew they were not in Kansas anymore.
#vssdaily
07/13
The only thing that this #experiment proved was that the professor had a #screw loose.
#vss365 #vssdaily
07/14-07/15
Skipped
07/16
Strip away the pretense, the manufactured joy, the moments of peace in a life.
All that #remains is sorrow.
#vssdaily
07/17
The best memes grow in an #organic way. Planning is counterproductive.
#vssdaily
07/18
There’s one word in the Canadian vernacular that would be a great help to their southern neighbors.
#Sorry.
#vssdaily
07/19
Skipped
07/20
Past is immutable, #future uncertain. You have control of today. Take advantage of that.
#vssdaily
07/21
I was called in 1980. I knew it would be a log and satisfying road.
I will #follow.
#vssdaily
07/22
I was never comfortable in this town. Rigid, closed minds, incapable of imaginative thinking.
Time to #blow.
#vssdaily
July 23
“Damn, that was a great party!”
There’a always a #morning after.
#vssdaily
07/24
Skipped
07/25
They came from the backwater of Ohio with a message. Unfortunately, very few understood. Those who did were changed.
They’ve got an uncontrollable #urge.
#vssdaily
07/26
It seems we are in a vicious #cycle. More and more conflict emerges. It may be that the very thing that you cannot do is the best course.
Wait.
#vssdaily
07/27
For all of you Genesis fans that think that their history started with “Duke”…
I give you “The #Knife”
#vssdaily
07/28
Our trusty hound dog picks up the #scent of something interesting. We follow him into the woods to see what he’s found.
Garbage. Again.
#vssdaily
07/29
Sights that make you #squirm.
Waiting for the worms.
#vssdaily
07/30
“What is your dream, Hopkins?”
“Sailing the #seven seas.”
“I bet you would think one was enough.”
#vssdaily
07/31
Truer words were never spoken.
Everybody’s got something to hide ‘cept for me and my #monkey.
#vssdaily