05/01

He always became agitated around 6:00 PM, knowing that #nightfall was upon the world. He feared the effect of his transformation on those around him. He also knew that he had justice in his heart, so those who would be harmed would deserve it.

#vss365

05/02

The group of cheerleaders went through their routine as usual. Then, in unison, they let out #warcry that stunned the crowd.

Always pays to keep them guessing.

#vss365

05/03

“How do we get him to accept reality?”

“We can try to #brainwash him…”

“Won’t work. It’s already been applied. Perhaps a rinse and spin.”

#vss365

05/04

The visitors were silent in the museum, in admiration of the fine detail of the #waxwork.

This statue gave off a special aura, which made it very popular.

Finally, she had enough.

“When do I get a break here?!”

#vss365

05/05

The small crowd thought they were lining up for a book signing. But, the #storyteller had other ideas.

She took them on a two-hour trip better than any movie. They also received their signed copies.

#vss365

05/06

The eternal question:

Is the #Timewarp one word or two?

#vss365

05/07

We enter into the abyss, hearts open, hoping that our love is #everlasting.

So few actually find this. They should be celebrated.

#vss365

05/08

Amazing how every generation reacts to seminal events with a combination of fear and incredulousness. As if these things have never happened before.

The #lockdown of 2020 is just the most recent example.

#vss365

05/09

What is the most demeaning phrase a college graduate can utter?

“Do you want to #supersize that?”

#vss365

05/10

They thought by going into a #soundproof pod they would be safe from him knowing. They were wrong – he could read their #lips.

Next time, Dave, don’t rotate the pod…

#vss365 #whistpr

05/11

What song does the #jailbird sing? A song of freedom denied, or a song of a price being paid?

For now, the latter, if he’s smart…

#vss365

05/12

Mary became the #scapegoat for everything that went wrong in her workgroup.

“She’s lazy!”

“She’s incompetent!”

She’s vengeful…

#vss365

05/13

I’m often asked about what #superpower I would want if I could have one.

My answer is always the same. It’s already here, but you can’t see me, so you don’t know.

#vss365

05/14

The worst thing in the world as a baseball player…

To #lollygag…

#vss365

05/15

The huge man appeared from the shadows, swinging a #poleaxe over his head. “Now you must deal with me!”

The couple recoiled in terror. Then, a sigh of relief.

“This ride is very realistic!” they said to each other.

#vss365

05/16

Deft control and a modicum of luck avoided a #colossal disaster. This time.

It will be a while before another driving lesson is attempted.

#vss365

05/17

It’s always fascinating to me how a normal #conversation becomes a life-and-death #squabble when matters of the #crown come up.

You have no control over that, folks. Lighten up.

#vss365 #whistpr #vssdaily

05/18

You read it in the news almost every day. Yet another fallen #idol.

The price of attaining fame is steep. The price for maintaining it is steeper still.

#vss365

05/19

Julie suddenly awakened and sat #perpendicular on the bed.

“Ghosts!”

She could hear a whisper from under the bed.

“You need to lose some weight.”

#vss365

05/20

“Did The Beatles really do a song called, ‘Mean Mr. #Mustard?'”

“Yes, son, It was part of the entire Side 2 medley on ‘Abbey Road.’ Mr. Mustard slept in the park across the street from the studio.”

“I wonder what his real name was…”

#vss365

05/21

It’s a daily #conundrum. Get up and join the work-a-day world, or stay in bed and hide.

The answer should be obvious, but for some, this question is exceedingly real.

#vss365

05/22

“Did you have fun on your date last night,” Mother asked.

Sam just smiled.

“Spare me the #tawdry details…”

#vss365

05/23

Attention drifting #Iris shifting The perils of dating a she-chameleon

#vss365

05/24

Anachronism for the day.

Sent to the principal’s office for dipping a #ponytail into an ink well.

#vss365

05/25

The march of technology is never so apparent as it is when beings from the future must interact with gadgets of the present.

“How #quaint…”

#vss365

05/26

“Take a sip of the #wine from this goblet. It will give you a #glimpse into your future.”

He took the drink hesitantly. Instantly, he could see his future…

…in a #dive bar…

#vss365 #whistpr #vssdaily

05/27

Is there a #doppelganger out there for me?

I pity the fool…

#vss365

05/28

Just as I did every night, I set about nibbling on her #earlobe. It was the gateway to wonders untold.

#vss365

05/29

He jealously guarded the bag, but was ultimately foiled by a stealthy foe. However, his #valiant effort was not in vain.

They would make more Doritos.

#vss365

05/30

They had a tendency of rushing through dinner because the #dessert was always so nice…

#vss365

05/31

Even if you know it’s coming, it still hits you like a truck.

The #finality of it all…

#vss365