03/01
The secret to effective leadership is to #exude confidence. Even when you have no idea what to do.
#vss365
03/02
It is the people who #exude confidence, and whose minds have an existing agenda, who include a spare “tr” in the prompt word for today.
#vss365
03/03
“He must have done something pretty awful for them to #excommunicate him.”
“He claims it was a harmless prank. Tape on his fingers as the collection plate was passed.”
#vss365
03/04
There is nothing worse than feeling like an #expartriate in your own house.
#vss365
03/05
The writ demanded that the body be #exhumed for DNA testing. Could this exonerate an innocent man?
The first of many in this corrupt regime.
#vss365
03/06
“Here you are, crumpled in the corner again. You set a fine #example for the troops!”
Tomy looked up, his mind in a haze. “Yes sir, I show them what not to do on a Saturday night liberty.”
#vss365
03/07
#Exacting revenge on all of your perceived enemies is not a long-term prescription for success. The enemies tend to multiply, both in real life and in your perception.
#vss365
03/08
Tell me, why do we #exist?
#vss365
03/09
How much time is wasted in a life looking for an #exit?
#vss365
03/10
Did you ever stop to think that you just might not know as much as an #expert in the field?
Dunning-Kruger is real.
#vss365
03/11
He passed the #examination with flying colors, just like he did all the others.
All it meant was that he was among the first to go.
#vss365
03/12
How does a suburb achieve #exurb status? Why is there a need for another word?
Insecurity.
#vss365
03/13
He took to the mic to #extol the virtues of whatever he might be selling that day. He was so good at it that he became a legend.
#vss365
03/14
“How can you pass up such a lovely dessert?”
“When you know it will only #exacerbate your disease, it’s quite easy,” said every diabetic in the room.
#vss365
03/15
He crouched in the shadows, waiting for the perfect time to pull the old #switcheroo.
Annnnd…Now!
#vss365
03/16
It’s so cool to find kindred souls on this platform. We’ve definitly chewed some of the same #mud, as they say in the military.
#vss365
03/17
“Can you smell that?”
“No. What do you smell?”
“Skunk.”
“Hmm…not me. Maybe a #whiff of clover cigarettes.”
#vss365
03/18
If I would have joined the military, at least now I have a model for how my career would have went.
Private #Joker.
#vss365
03/19
“Why are you so scared of a single scorpion?”
“They’re traveling in #packs.”
#vss365
03/20 – 03/21
The one thing about traveling is that you have a hard time keeping to your diet, especially if it’s a specialized one.
When I get home, I’m gonna eat a whole #mess of #fruit to get back on track.
#vss365
03/22
The old man was known for his #bark, but those who got to know him saw a completely different side.
#vss365
03/23
All they could do was stand and watch. The #blaze consumed their home, and all of their memories with it.
They were not alone, but that did not help.
#vss365
03/24 – 03/25
“How does a guy get a #gin and tonic around here?!?”
“Try a #whistle,” said the server. “F# two octaves above middle C.”
#vss365
03/26
The #irony is inescapable. The junkie who cleans up his life and has everything to live for, gone far too soon.
RIP Taylor.
#vss365
03/27
She moved from child to child with a large bowl of whipped cream, depositing a huge #dollop on each kid’s piece of pie.
Sunday evening at the orphanage.
#vss365
03/28
The oligarch had ruled over the peasants for too long. Rumors of revolt had circulated for weeks, but no action was taken.
Time to #flip this on its head.
#vss365
03/29
The worst government to endure is one that is run like a protection #racket.
#vss365
03/30
It is said that the #snarl of traffic will take years off of your life. Returning to it after having been away for a while, I believe it.
#vss365
03/31
I used to hate my #glasses. It was a huge struggle to wear contacts, but I managed for many years because I thought they made me look cooler.
Another lie I told myself.
#vss365