07/01

Skipped

07/02

They’re so busy building walls in this #community. Like they no longer know the meaning of the word.

#vss365

07/03

Where #egalitarian ideals meet #archaic structures, chaos ensues.

#vss365 #vssdaily

07/04

It can be #patriotic to make those in power uncomfortable. It highlights the fact that you don’t believe as they do, and that they do not serve the same ideals.

It’s the only way to make lasting positive change.

#vss365

07/05

”She’s such a #tart!”

Sorry, I’m from the US. I’m thinking blueberries.

#vss365

07/6-07/09

Skipped

07/10

Don’t mind me. I’ll just be sitting over here in the corner on a popcorn #munch.

#vss365

07/11

(A sign that you watch too much Food TV)

The competition clock ticked down to the final seconds. The master chef knew something was missing.

Suddenly, the room had a glow from his realization.

“Get a lemon! We need that #acid!”

#vss365

07/12

As he stepped onto the barren planet, a fine #powder enveloped his boots. He couldn’t help but think he was disturbing thousands of years of history.

His next thought: who is he to be doing this?

#vss365

07/13

The only thing that this #experiment proved was that the professor had a #screw loose.

#vss365 #vssdaily

07/14-07/15

Skipped

07/16

The only thing that kept me from wanderlust was the necessity of maintaining an #address to register my car.

No one is truly free.

#vss365

07/17

Those who believe that man is not an #animal have never been around certain dining tables at Thanksgiving.

#vss365

07/18

A recurring fantasy.

Never to be fulfilled.

Walking #arm in #arm into the surf.

Never to be heard from again.

#vss365

07/19

Skipped

07/20

I met my friend for dinner the other night. First time in generations. I wondered if he felt the same way I did – getting to know you, again.

Time #flies.

#vss365

07/21

Who knew that one album would exhaust the ideas for songs about buildings and #food?

#vss365

07/22

I was told once that I could fix my ankle problem by taking a tendon from my #foot. I would lose the ability to move my toes independently.

I described this to my daughter, who quietly replied, “Don’t worry, Dad. The toes are evolving away in 10,000 years anyway.”

#vss365

07/23

The Ferrari streaked past, taking the #lead in the race. All systems were go.

Until they weren’t.

#vss365

07/24

Skipped

07/25

“You dropped your #pick.”

The recent arrival looked at him, confused.

“Oops, I meant plectrum.”

#vss365

07/26

“The enemy blows bugles, beat drums. They really put up a #racket.”

It is said, only the foolish hunter beats drums when hunting for tigers.

#vss365

07/27

You think your schooling is phony?

You’re bloody well #right.

#vss365

07/28

Rock Paper Scissors Spock Chain#saw

#vss365

07/29

Space is the one place you don’t want to notice a small #tear in your sleeve.

#vss365

07/30

“Have you ever spoken in perfect #tense?”

#vss365

07/31

The massacre occurred at the formal banquet last evening.

Black #tie and tourniquet.

#vss365