07/01
We could hardly wait for the boys to come back from the war. Oh, the #stories they would tell.
We knew that they were stationed as maintenance at an airfield, and were telling the stories they heard from the pilots. We didn’t care.
#vss365
07/02
The patrol walked for miles without seeing any #oppositional forces. When they showed themselves, playtime was over.
#vss365
07/03
It was a #spirited contest. Both sides struggled for victory.
Of course, with these guys, it’s always that way…
#vss365
07/04
The subject of #reparations for the history of slavery is a touchy one.
I suggest a small step in the right direction.
Treating everyone like normal people.
Alas, some can’t even do that…
#vss365
07/05
“The new SubVersion 6000S – #compliant with all current rules and regulations.”
Good for soccer moms, not so much for getaway drivers.
#vss365
07/06
Years of preparation Sinews taut One small slip My dreams #unravelled In a heap on the floor
#vss365
07/07
My search for effective #therapy is the same as my search for friendships in the real world. A constant struggle full of dead ends.
Self-help it is…
#vss365
07/08
In order to be #crestfallen, one must be optimistic for success to begin with.
I had the “crest” beaten out of me long ago.
#vss365
07/09
Always remember:
#Freedom is a relative state of being, and it is granted by people. It can just as easily be taken away.
#vss365
07/10
Many a team has gone down to defeat searching for the perfect scoring play.
Most of the time the #inelegant play wins the game.
Shoot the damn ball.
#vss365
07/11
Her practiced and #refined manner seemed out of place in the seaside bar.
All she wanted was a drink to quench her thirst.
#vss365
07/12
Just think how much energy you could devote to positive activities, instead of being #antagonistic all the time.
Tell me, does it get you anywhere?
#vss365
07/13
You greet me at the door, your radiance lighting up the night. Your eyes #sparkle in the moonlight. Everything is in place for a fantastic evening.
Netflix and chill it is…
#vss365
07/14
Great moments in near misses:
The politician’s pronouncements on the subject sounded reasonable.
#Almost.
#vss365
07/15
It started in the early 80s. It continues to this day. I am proud to say that I continue to go…
One Step #Beyond!!!
#vss365
07/16
“Nurse, come over here stat!” The phlebotomist was in a panic.
The nurse examined the syringe. The blood drawn was #clear.
“”Hmmm…the vampires were active last night…”
#vss365
07/16
Great moments in understatement, classic movie edition:
“Think you got enough #dynamite there, Butch?”
#vss365
07/18
Always remember the wisdom of The Cars when you think about adopting a new #persona…
It takes a fast car, lady To lead a double life
#vss365
07/19
“The time we live in is the most important time that has ever been.”
Says the ego.
The wise listen for the faint #echo of those who came before us.
#vss365
07/20
“I’m #afraid I’m going to have to take away your driving privileges for one month, young man.”
“But Dad, it was only a scratch!!”
#vss365
07/21
“You spend too much time on me. I don’t deserve it.”
“On the contrary, it is my #pleasure to help you in any way I can.”
And that’s just for an acquaintance on Twitter…
#vss365
07/22
Funny how a long lost quote from a TV show can describe your entire life…
“#Missed it by that much!”
#vss365
07/23
The hopeful point to #technology as a savior, the doubtful as a marauder.
The sword always has two edges.
#vss365
07/24
The chef spent days honing his knives so they would cut through meat like #butter.
He probably should have used some to cook it.
#vss365
07/25
One is never so #lonely as when the people in one’s life grow tired and leave.
For the true introvert, that is fuel.
#vss365
07/26
Great moments in micro-management:
“I want you to be a leader, but only with my #permission.”
#vss365
07/27
If it were truly #illegal, wouldn’t you call the police?
I double-dare you.
#vss365
07/28
How can I bid you #farewell if you won’t go away?
#vss365
07/29
She was determined to confront her stalker.
“Why do you show up wherever I go?!?”
“Just a #coincidence, ma’am.”
She soon discovered that her employer had hired the man because they were concerned for her safety.
#vss365
07/30
I write short stories every day for several prompts.
Is it #art?
Or just a fart?
#vss365
07/31
Maintaining your illusion of freedom is cold #comfort if you’re dead.
Get the shot.
#vss365