02/01
Inspired by Pooh, I give you the three best words a friend can say:
“How about #lunch?”
#vss365
02/02
The omitted verse from this song:
Struggle Work unending Ends up meaning #Nothing
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02/03
The past year has been difficult for many in several different ways. I think we’d all feel better in a great big #hug.
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02/04
I #dream of a #languid summer afternoon, the grass tickling my toes.
Not today, though…
#vss365 #whistpr
02/05
If there were only one thing I could say to the souls I have encountered on this Twitter voyage…
Thank you for being a #friend…
#vss365
02/06
One of the main reasons relationships disintegrate is the inability of one party to #believe in the other. If you give them a reason to stop, you have no one to blame but yourself.
#vss365
02/07
“This house is too small. I need more #room.”
The wise uncle shut down the complaint in his usual succinct style.
“So you like cleaning that much?”
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02/08
“Aww, look, he’s just a little ball of #fluff.”
“Enjoy it now – in about six months, he could take your arm off…”
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02/09
It was a long, cold winter. And it had been a long, hard journey.
Finally, they stepped out into the #sunshine. The birds sang, the bees buzzed, and the Earth warmed at their feet.
It will happen. It only feels like forever…
#vss365
02/10
I am much closer to it that I ever was, but still too far away to touch it. I can feel it pulsing, ever flowing. Charting the course of millions of lives.
It’s only the #river…
#vss365
02/11
“I am always right! How dare you question me? I could never make a #mistake!”
How refreshing it is that there are leaders that do not say that.
#vss365
02/12
The world is a fabulous place. There is so much going on at any one time that it seems impossible that you can do anything to improve it.
The entire world doesn’t really matter. There is something you can do.
Keep your little #corner of it clean.
#vss365
02/13
Reality is evident.
And yet, the argument continues.
The ego must be put aside, or we are truly #lost.
#vss365
02/14
For true friends, it is never #goodbye. It is always “until next time.”
#vss365
02/15
“It’s bloody boring around here. Time to hit the streets for a #random curry.”
Famous last words.
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02/16
I often wonder if I should #curtail my writing activities, based on limited response.
Looks like the crowd is making that decision for me.
#vss365
02/17
“This piece is pure craftsmanship – not like the #shoddy items you’ll get in the town square.”
“Yes, it’s beautiful,” replied the prospect. “But how do you play it?”
#vss365
02/18
“The #mean of the sample is 52. This indicates that there is likely a spread of opinions.”
That isn’t what it really #means. You need standard deviation for that. Jimmy raised his hand and pointed that out.
“Thank you, Mr. Ross,” the TA replied in a #mean voice.
#vss365
02/19
The motorcade rounds the corner at the top of Main Street. We #scramble up the hill for a better view.
False alarm – just the usual suspects.
#vss365
02/20
If you look, you can likely find a road sign that describes you or the circumstances you are currently experiencing.
Most do not choose “Wide #Load”…
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02/21
With the snap of a #tendon, a permanent limp is acquired.
With medical technology, life and be comfortable. If a little frustrating.
#vss365
02/22
“Watch that first step – it’s a woo-woo!”
Once again, the cartoon cat took a cartoon #plunge to his cartoon death.
#vss365
02/23
The little boy #cowered in the corner every time Jerry came over to see his mother. He was terrified of Jerry.
When Jerry was finished with his mother, he would stop as he got to the door. Pointing a finger, he shouted, “Next time, I’m going to find that little boy!”
#vss365
02/24
Confessions of a bar fly:
“Why do you continue to hang out at this dive bar? You’ve seen all these women five times at least!”
“Just looking for someone to #scratch my itch…”
#vss365
02/25
He threw a #dart at the board, blindfolded.
A day in the life of the most popular weatherperson in the area.
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02/26
Every indication was that she was a good girl, with impeccable manners. She kept her hands neatly #folded in her lap whenever she sat.
Never betraying the mayhem she had planned for later…
#vss365
02/27
The young lovers looked forward to an elegant night at the senior prom. Then, tragedy struck.
This wasn’t the #gown she had in mind…
#vss365
02/28
Bobby was puzzled. “I don’t understand the difference.”
“We #rotate on an axis. We revolve around an object.”
“So what do we do on Earth?”
“Both.”
#vss365