03/01
It is said that variety is the #spice of life.
I’ve found that it’s more like coriander…
#vss365
03/02
Another successful landing. #Smooth as silk.
No one on the plane needs to know how much practice was required to be so proficient.
#vss365
03/03
Where is the salmon filet for my dinner?!?
My cat sits in the corner, innocently licking her #paws…
#vss365
03/04
It was a polite, well-worded #request from a constituent who rarely wrote into the office.
Unfortunately, it ended up where all of the others did.
#vss365
03/05
People long for a world that used to be.
There was a time when the lack of #proof would label the speaker as a #quack.
How I long for those times.
#vss365 #whistpr
03/06
“I shall smite thee down in thy king’s #name!”
“It’s only a mouse, dear. No need to get all Macbeth on us.”
#vss365
03/07
I am awakened by a #shot I hear in the distance, piercing the night silence.
I turn over and go back to bed.
Jimmy came home drunk, and his wife Sarah took a shot at him again. She can’t hit anything.
#vss365
03/08
The guru spoke in front of the crowd, but no one believed him when he foresaw the great flood.
No one believed in a talking #horse, either…
#vss365
03/09
All to often, rhetoric becomes increasingly heated to the point where armchair combatants scream, “To #arms!!”
Chill out, people…You rarely see military leaders get to this point. Perhaps experience is a great teacher…
#vss365
03/10
It’s a sappy song, but it’s catchy. It always puts a smile on my face.
Yes, it’s true…I’m so happy to be #stuck with you…
#vss365
03/11
“I haven’t a thing to #wear!”
The very definition of a first-world problem.
#vss365
03/12
I make sure that I am #present when my daughter’s new husband #presents her with her wedding #present.
“At #present, we cannot travel to the Caribbean because of the pandemic, but when we can, it will be fabulous.”
She whispers, “Time for the next best thing.”
#vss365
03/13
Many people are good at what they do. Few have the drive and dedication to get from good to #great.
While you are complaining, they are working…
#vss365
03/14
She picks a #grape from the bowl and offers it to her master. He graciously accepts it in his mouth and smiles at her.
Midnight at the oasis…
#vss365
03/15
“No one is my #peer.”
Ah, the bravado of youth. When you get out a little more, you’ll find that there’s always somebody better.
And that’s OK.
#vss365
03/16
“Fetch me a grog, wench, while I #accouter for the state supper!”
His wife simply rolled her eyes. One of these days he’s going to regret cosplaying “Game of Thrones”…
#vss365
03/17
“You would think that someone with a college degree would know how to do that.”
“He’s just a #greenhorn…College means nothing in a coal mine…”
#vss365
03/18
Paul examined the #kerf of the newly felled tree, since he used a new technique to ensure that the tree didn’t fall on his house.
He was puzzled. It didn’t look like the ends matched.
He smiled in the knowledge that his worship of Silvanus had paid off.
#vss365
03/19 – 03/29
Not produced – Busy at the real job.
#vss365
03/30
Her critics would call her #porcine
But her mind answered aquiline
Her feathers gave flair
As she took to the air
To fly off into the sunshine
#vss365
03/31
Mary was as #obeisant as she always was with her mother. Prim and proper, always the perfect young lady.
Mum had no idea what Mary had planned that evening…
#vss365